The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands.
They aren’t mad, just disappointed.
Son of a Banshee! I hate to say this, but you have to get some Hot Goffic clothes to smother out the demons with the power of The Mall.
When your eyes start rolling and the word “poseur” is hissing all around you; the cleansing has begun.
Before you go shopping for Cod pieces, try switching to a healthier fictional character- like Ned Flanders!
He’s sexady doodily!
MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS
CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.
OH SHIT OH SHIT
Looks like I’m gonna need a bigger boat…
Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical…
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Next time I see StuntHusband, I’m going to start whispering “GOTHSHARK GOTHSHAAAAAARK gothshaaaaark” at him.
He’ll probably throw a book at my head or something.
Next time I get in a discussion with anyone about subcultures and labels I am definitely telling them I’m a shark and I need no label.
Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical movement (post punk) Deathrock and other sub genres started way after that but it’s also over, all the new “gothic rock” bands have nothing to do with the original movement. Electro Cyber Industrial Goth or whatever is not goth, like at all. Gothic metal is not goth either…(what in the world is gothic metal anyways?, such a weird ass genre) and no kids, Marilyn Manson (industrial metal) is not goth, and Cradle Of Filth (“black metal” even though it’s not even that ) is not goth. Now why am I saying all of this? I know no one asked my opinion but let’s face it, it’s getting annoying how people can say they’re goth because they like Arch Enemy or how the entire goth subculture is about clothing and dressing in black and more bullshit like that, people should really know at least what goth is if they decide to label themselves as “goth”. By the way I AM NOT GOTH! I’M A SHARK AND MY NAME IS MATT, I NEED NO LABEL! But people please just get over it, GOTH IS DEAD! #goth #gothicrock #gothic #postpunk #deathrock
What the hell did I just read.
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."