Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
Do you have a moment to talk about The Crow our lord and savior?

Reaction to the crow (via idreamofcorsets)

Funny, I was going to ask if you had heard the Good News about David Bowie!

How embarrassing!

joanashino:

No. I don’t need your “”compliments”” and opinions on my look.

No. Stop. Don’t.

Who doesn’t like unsolicited criticism about their personal choices?

That’s how I got so many chums! Like eh… Err eh… Hmm mummm mum mum…

annabellioncourt:

gothic-culture:

Halloween: the best time to buy decorations for your home.

no, no. The best time is just after Halloween. Everything fancy that was too expensive for anyone to buy as a seasonal decoration is now on clearance. 

Those post Halloween sales… I need a candy-induced coma to get through them without redecorating my entire house.

An umpire is the worst kind of dracula. You need to strike it three times in the heart before it is dead. Oh by the way, it gets harder to kill every time. Umpires are the secret bosses of life. :P

Ha ha- Goth humor is going to be the death of me.

It might be my kryptonite.

evilsoutherngentleman:

Leather boot wings by Tormented Artifacts, run by winneganfake. Amazing mix of “holy crap that is neat and hugely robust, it’s perfect for XYZ event/thing” to “holy crap this is neat and very affordable, perfect for everyday or as a small gift.”

Goth don’t run they flitter.

evilsoutherngentleman:

Leather boot wings by Tormented Artifacts, run by winneganfake. Amazing mix of “holy crap that is neat and hugely robust, it’s perfect for XYZ event/thing” to “holy crap this is neat and very affordable, perfect for everyday or as a small gift.”

Goth don’t run they flitter.

villainousvixen:

Yeah, hitting up Halloween sections in every single store.  #halloween #october #goth #gothic #gothproblems #lol #truth #weird #decorating

villainousvixen:

Yeah, hitting up Halloween sections in every single store.
#halloween #october #goth #gothic #gothproblems #lol #truth #weird #decorating

How I feel in September.

How I feel in September.

gothiccharmschool:

kellylugosisdead:

girldracula:

fallopianrhapsody:

Irrefutable proof of Dave Vanian’s vampirism: no reflection!!!

I love this haha!

gothiccharmschool

I KNEW IT! Now he and his lovely vampire wife need to turn me into a vampire. 

gothiccharmschool:

kellylugosisdead:

girldracula:

fallopianrhapsody:

Irrefutable proof of Dave Vanian’s vampirism: no reflection!!!

I love this haha!

gothiccharmschool

I KNEW IT! Now he and his lovely vampire wife need to turn me into a vampire. 

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How can you listen to that depressing music?
Elder: Thanks for driving me to pick up my car.
Perky: Sure, just remember to keep at least a quarter tank of gas in it. Running on fumes all the time will destroy your full pump.
Elder: What am I; a scientist?! I should have people under me handling these petty details.
Perky: Yes, dear.
Elder: What kind of music do you have here...? Wow, Perkolator, you have some great bands on here. I thought it would be too, you know, depressing for you.
Perky: Oh, that's a silly stereotype! Just hit random on my playlist and see.
Elder: Ok.
Playlist: children were running, water was running, you were running out of time-
Perky: Wait, alright, first one doesn't count.
Playlist: It all began when they took me from my home and put me on Death Row-
Perky: No, no, no- hold on...
Playlist: it seems three years, or maybe four, someone drops dead whom I adore// you want to know why I hate you'll try and explain// Sunday is gloomy, in shadows I've spent them all-
Perky: What? That last one shouldn't even be on here!
Playlist: what does it matter if we all die?// death is everywhere!// Enola Gay, you should've stayed at home yesterday...
Perky: THERE!! Enola Gay!That's a punchy little dance number!
Elder: ...
Perky: What?
Elder: I'm just going to sit here and let you google it later.
Perky: Oh, gods, it's 99 Luftballons all over isn't it?
Elder: Exactly.

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

Goth people problems; vampire physiology.

mszombi:

thehumanzee:

jessethorn:

WISDOM

i feel like this is a key & peele sketch.

Prob. one of my favorite things is when people refer to all vampires as “draculas”.

Watch out for umpires.