Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

Roommate won't stop talking about celebrities on speakerphone. I can't take this anymore. My black wardrobe is coming out and that's just the start. halp
Anonymous

You have to get super-interested. But down the book/stop writing on your laptop, turn your brain way down and let’s get talk’n ‘bout Miley!

She’s in the hospital, what’s that about?!  What if she’s preggo? Or is it just drugs WHAT IF ITS BOTH?! Let’s speculate and repeat speculations we heard other people make!

Let’s get upset because she’s so terrible, but then feel good that at least we aren’t like that train wreck.

OMG! Who else? Who’s looks have just gone to hell recently? ::starts eating popcorn:: I’m going to get sooooooo judgmental. ::pours wine cooler::

gothiccharmschool:

Make sure you take a look at cheapassgoth. Because maybe by looking at one of the auctions they’ve found, you end up looking at other auctions by the same seller, and then you manage to score a pair of vintage Fluevog Swordfish boots for under $10.

(It was a miracle. A miracle being a seller…

Ok, but nothing saves money like staying home in your pjs 24/7 amiright?!

Guys?

Why I love bats

lovelikesagander:

JUST LOOK AT THEM

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BEING ALL HAPPY AND SHIT LIKE

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I GOTS THE WATERMELON

LOOK AT ME BEIN’ A BATRITO

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THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE

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AND THEIR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY

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AND LOOK AT THEIR LITLLE FACES

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AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE NOSES

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AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS

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AND THE AWKWARD WAY THEY WALK

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DOESN’T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FUCKING MELT?

YES

mouseborg:

“Hands up anyone who can name even one thing that badgers have done to enhance our lives ? You can’t, can you? All badgers ever do is have adventures with moles, and they give cattle TB. And what’s the stripe in their hair all about? Who do they think they are, Dave Vanian? Maybe they do, in which case it could be due to a form of damned newrose-is. Damned if I know.”

-Iggy Pop, via Marvelous and Most Instructive Informative Document.

This is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous document I’ve ever read.

"GOD! Why can’t I be vampire?!"

::from above::”OK THEN.”

My aviators smell like hairspray.
Anonymous

Oh, it’s one of those one sentence horror stories.

I heard a very bad cover of The Lovecats on the radio and it felt like a personal attack. Could it be that I am too gothic?
Anonymous

Yes, but it’s ok.

The pain means it’s working.


Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain


What times? ALWAYS AND EVER.

Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain

What times? ALWAYS AND EVER.

annethecatdetective:

nevver:

Should you go out tonight?

This is exactly what I needed in my life.

annethecatdetective:

nevver:

Should you go out tonight?

This is exactly what I needed in my life.

misslanna:

reblogged for roommate

Did we break the internet, or did the internet break us?

misslanna:

reblogged for roommate

Did we break the internet, or did the internet break us?

Worst Brady Bunch Ever.

Worst Brady Bunch Ever.

yourgifman:

nick cave sardonically feigning surprise and displeasure, probably after realizing he’s spent two-thirds of his career singing about murder

"Oops."

yourgifman:

nick cave sardonically feigning surprise and displeasure, probably after realizing he’s spent two-thirds of his career singing about murder

"Oops."