Again, that time of year.
Every time I leave my house in the summer
(pssst, the flip flops are super-way-cheaper)
(Source: justanothersoulxo, via julesbrg)
(Source: djsprockets, via puppetmasters-broken-dreams)
Anonymous asked: A small girl came to the door selling cookies and I FORGOT TO ASK IF THEY WERE MADE FROM REAL GIRL SCOUTS! What's happening? I'm slipping! Help!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Anonymous asked: Roommate won't stop talking about celebrities on speakerphone. I can't take this anymore. My black wardrobe is coming out and that's just the start. halp
You have to get super-interested. But down the book/stop writing on your laptop, turn your brain way down and let’s get talk’n ‘bout Miley!
She’s in the hospital, what’s that about?! What if she’s preggo? Or is it just drugs WHAT IF ITS BOTH?! Let’s speculate and repeat speculations we heard other people make!
Let’s get upset because she’s so terrible, but then feel good that at least we aren’t like that train wreck.
OMG! Who else? Who’s looks have just gone to hell recently? ::starts eating popcorn:: I’m going to get sooooooo judgmental. ::pours wine cooler::
PSA for gothy types on a budget -
Make sure you take a look at cheapassgoth. Because maybe by looking at one of the auctions they’ve found, you end up looking at other auctions by the same seller, and then you manage to score a pair of vintage Fluevog Swordfish boots for under $10.
(It was a miracle. A miracle being a seller…
Ok, but nothing saves money like staying home in your pjs 24/7 amiright?!
JUST LOOK AT THEM
BEING ALL HAPPY AND SHIT LIKE
I GOTS THE WATERMELON
LOOK AT ME BEIN’ A BATRITO
THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE
AND THEIR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY
AND LOOK AT THEIR LITLLE FACES
AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE NOSES
AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS
AND THE AWKWARD WAY THEY WALK
DOESN’T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FUCKING MELT?
“Hands up anyone who can name even one thing that badgers have done to enhance our lives ? You can’t, can you? All badgers ever do is have adventures with moles, and they give cattle TB. And what’s the stripe in their hair all about? Who do they think they are, Dave Vanian? Maybe they do, in which case it could be due to a form of damned newrose-is. Damned if I know.”
-Iggy Pop, via Marvelous and Most Instructive Informative Document.
This is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous document I’ve ever read.
Anonymous asked: My aviators smell like hairspray.
Oh, it’s one of those one sentence horror stories.
Anonymous asked: I heard a very bad cover of The Lovecats on the radio and it felt like a personal attack. Could it be that I am too gothic?
Yes, but it’s ok.
The pain means it’s working.