Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

Jul 25

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Anonymous said: I'm having the strongest and sudden urge to go visit my local cemetery

Don’t.

For more thoughtful, informative advice buy my new Recovery Tips Book.

It’s just a picture of me looking warm and accepting on the cover, then a picture of me looking very judgmental and disappointed inside.

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Jul 24

Anonymous said: To other anon: black is the new brown, which was the new pink which is now the new old blue. So, you're good as long as you are being going for neo-irony, which is the new hip, which was the old beat, which is the new shit, stand up and admit tomorrows never coming.

yes

all of this

Anonymous said: Whenever I go shopping for color I come back with all black! Help I'm addicted to the dark o.o

Try dressing yourself in normal clothes in a dark room, and then avoid mirrors.

You know… like a vampire!

Gothic Battle Royal - Grand Championship

elder-goth:

GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Siouxsie VS Jonny

Gothic Gorgon Siouxsie Sioux faces off against ageless keyboardist Jonny Slut to see who will win Gothic Battle Royale!

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thereverieinrealityy:

My dad had an original copy of this.

Summer reading. I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.

thereverieinrealityy:

My dad had an original copy of this.

Summer reading.

I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.

(Source: kingofcolorado)

Jul 23

photomodelgoesuptoamericadotcom said: Today I spent lots of money from the government on a customised leather jacket, eyeliner, lipstick, and boots. I am sorry to be failing you.

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands. 

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands.

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

(Source: bird-madgirl, via royalmayall)

Jul 22

Anonymous said: Maybe, just maybe, I'd like to stay goth.

UM, HOW ABOUT NO

all we ever got was a cold-inaccurate Bauhaus lyrics

all we ever got was a cold

-inaccurate Bauhaus lyrics

(via the-prince-of-vaudeville)

Anonymous said: I followed your advice. I left the punk rock scene and got a corporate job. I threw away my bat sleeves, cobwebs, and leather, and bought some nice blazers and ties. And then somehow this boat appeared out of a mount of trash bags and I was in it chanting, "O, are they merely crying, father? Yes, true weeping is yet to come." What happened there?

Again?!

Son of a Banshee! I hate to say this, but you have to get some Hot Goffic clothes to smother out the demons with the power of The Mall.

When your eyes start rolling and the word “poseur” is hissing all around you; the cleansing has begun.

(Source: blkstiletto)