Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
I just received my Amazon order of "Assimilate: A Critical History of Industrial Music" and "The Dark Reign of Gothic Rock: In The Reptile House with The Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus and The Cure." Is there hope for me, or should I just be quarantined?

I don’t know how many times I have tried to warn you people about reading! 

Wait, except for my blog- keep reading that.

I’m sorry, it’s quarantine time. The van will be arriving shortly, if you want to do us the courtesy of sedating yourself.


Dear gothtriggers I am considering dropping $80+ on flowy romantic goth clothing. Help?

I have just the thing!


What? Flowers are romantic!

Curse this summer heat. It makes make up harder to pull off. I mean perfectly blended deathly palor and eyeshadow can become unfortunate corpsepaint really quickly. When you intend to go forth as an ethereal creature of the darkness but end up looking like a BAAAAAAD mallgoth/black metal fan in the process. I love autumn and winter. So much easier to dress spooky.

Thank you, global warming.

*Actually*, it's a nice day for a white wedding.

*Actually*, it’s a nice to STARRRRRT AGGAAAAAAINNNNNNN WOW! 

Camawn it’s a nice for white laundry!

Today is laundry day. I had to go to work sans black attire, apart from a pair of creepers. I wasn't ready. The trauma... *Shudders*

Dump some bleach in that laundry.

It’s a nice day to start again.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

I'm having the strongest and sudden urge to go visit my local cemetery


For more thoughtful, informative advice buy my new Recovery Tips Book.

It’s just a picture of me looking warm and accepting on the cover, then a picture of me looking very judgmental and disappointed inside.



Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

To other anon: black is the new brown, which was the new pink which is now the new old blue. So, you're good as long as you are being going for neo-irony, which is the new hip, which was the old beat, which is the new shit, stand up and admit tomorrows never coming.


all of this

Whenever I go shopping for color I come back with all black! Help I'm addicted to the dark o.o

Try dressing yourself in normal clothes in a dark room, and then avoid mirrors.

You know… like a vampire!

Gothic Battle Royal - Grand Championship



Gothic Gorgon Siouxsie Sioux faces off against ageless keyboardist Jonny Slut to see who will win Gothic Battle Royale!

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My dad had an original copy of this.

Summer reading. I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.


My dad had an original copy of this.

Summer reading.

I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.

Today I spent lots of money from the government on a customised leather jacket, eyeliner, lipstick, and boots. I am sorry to be failing you.