Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
All my colourful summer clothes have magically turned black! What to do?! This way I have to go back to wearing pitch-black during summer!
Anonymous

Most likely a Goth is hiding in your house somewhere performs their evil magic. Try hanging garlic around your room, then Nu Metal and EBM and yell “HERE, ISN’T THIS THE MUSIC YOU LIKE?”

Neon colored patterns on soft, formless clothing is most resistant to turning black.

Sorry, if I take too long answer asks sometimes. I have a crappy secretary.

burning-soul:

Mark Dumont


Love Will Tear Us Apart is your fav Joy Division song?Do you even Goth, bro?

burning-soul:

Mark Dumont

Love Will Tear Us Apart is your fav Joy Division song?

Do you even Goth, bro?

Doing duck face all the way wrong.

Doing duck face all the way wrong.

the-ugliest-girl-youve-ever-seen:

(Heavy breathing)

Um, have you even tried Uggs? They slip right the fuck on.

the-ugliest-girl-youve-ever-seen:

(Heavy breathing)

Um, have you even tried Uggs?

They slip right the fuck on.

Other kids played “wedding” - you play “Miss Havisham.”

Other kids played “wedding” - you play “Miss Havisham.”

ha HA!I told you all reading was dangerous!!

ha HA!

I told you all reading was dangerous!!

erikjohnsonillustrator:

Movie Monsters by Drew Struzan.

It seems every artist has to drawn the Universal classics at least once!

If have been compelled to draw a classic horror monster…

newtobeingaotaku:

Weird Al Yankovic - Tacky

Someone made a how-to video for healthy Summer wear!

toxines:

I need winter I am too goth for this

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

The deepest voices come from to the cutiest pixiest bodies

… except for that one time…

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Never forget

I love this so much.


If your neighbors are buying Garlic and making you internet famous, your family might be too Gothic.

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Never forget

I love this so much.

If your neighbors are buying Garlic and making you internet famous, your family might be too Gothic.