Worst Brady Bunch Ever.
nick cave sardonically feigning surprise and displeasure,
probably after realizing he’s spent two-thirds of his career singing about murder
I may not have a job, but I *did* get a dude who says he hates British music to like Joy Division.
And in the end, that’s all that matters.
Hmm, yes, hmm, undoing my work all over town, are we? Fine- good- fine- yes- HOPE YOU ENJOY THE TRIP TO MY ENEMIES LIST!
That tiny voice in the back of your head, just when you think your look can’t get any better and towards the door, that says,
"You’re going to run into someone on the NEXT LEVEL who’ll think your shit is QUAINT, kid."
Black Heron, Egretta ardesiaca (Ardeidae)
So uh, I found Nick Cave’s bird…
Black Heron, Sexhorrorsex VampireBird (BITE)
Three and a quarter laps around the cemetery is pretty good considering how out of shape I am. Had to tap out though, my side started hurting haha
Goth Achievement Level Unlocked: Exorcising the dead, and also exercising with them.
*transforms into a bat and cackles into the sunset*
So this is what Depeche Mode was talking about.
Bela Lugosi as Jesus Christ
Is zis ze beat of my heart I am feeling, or the pace of my inexorable march to death? And iz zere a difference?
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
/Well A group of them isn’t called a ‘Murder’ for no reason you know.
Pfft “scary” more like hella awesome
Crows are the shit man, i love them
They can also bring murdered guitarists back to life.