Do you know how many words are wrong with that sentence?
- stompy
- boots
- platform
- cat
Get some crocs, uggs, or if you’re really in the Summer mood, some fun flip flops down at the Riteaid’s instead.
Gothic Battle Royale - Round 3
ROUND 3: Robert VS Johnny
This round started off rather poorly, as many had feared, giving little indication of the brawl to come. The quick and nimble Johnny Slut of Specimen spent more than 10 minutes preening in his corner whilst Robert Smith of “The Cure” and “Robert Smith” fame remained curled up in his.
Just when the audience was starting to get restless, Slut finally made a move to Smith’s corner to ask for some lipstick. It was perfect, so believable, and when Smith searched his pockets to oblige, Slut hit him… with a biting remark.
I decided to turn my black and white deathhawk into Liberty spikes, and an old lady got scared and started screaming. For some reason she ran towards me instead of way, and the spikes impaled her and she died. My hair is ruined. What do I do?
AnonymousPhoto or it didn’t happen.
Goth people problems- the websites that sell gothy boots are also usually websites for stripper shoes.
AnonymousIs that why there’s so much porn in the Goth tag- like completely vanilla porn without even a pixel of black in it? Boot ads?
Goth on the steps with a friend. Salisbury, United Kingdom, 1985. (source)
It’s GothsUpTrees for lazy people.
Legend has it that when Andy Warhol was shot he took a new form as Eric Hammer.
Hammer tried to keep up appearances as Warhol with wigs and crossdressing, but finally faked his death and emerged from hiding in his new form in the mid-80s.
(Why do you think they call him “Doc”?)
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
The website for The Sisters is just full of pure sass.
Translation: “SO HELP ME GOD I SWEAR WE’RE NOT GOTH”
Does it still have the “ask dr. avalanche” section?
I bet Dr. Avalanche admits they’re goth
Dr Avalanche is like the HAL 9000 only sassy as fuck
