Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
Gothic Battle Royal - Grand Championship

elder-goth:

GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Siouxsie VS Jonny

Gothic Gorgon Siouxsie Sioux faces off against ageless keyboardist Jonny Slut to see who will win Gothic Battle Royale!

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thereverieinrealityy:

My dad had an original copy of this.

Summer reading. I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.

thereverieinrealityy:

My dad had an original copy of this.

Summer reading.

I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.

Today I spent lots of money from the government on a customised leather jacket, eyeliner, lipstick, and boots. I am sorry to be failing you.

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands. 

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands.

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

Maybe, just maybe, I'd like to stay goth.
Anonymous

UM, HOW ABOUT NO

all we ever got was a cold-inaccurate Bauhaus lyrics

all we ever got was a cold

-inaccurate Bauhaus lyrics

I followed your advice. I left the punk rock scene and got a corporate job. I threw away my bat sleeves, cobwebs, and leather, and bought some nice blazers and ties. And then somehow this boat appeared out of a mount of trash bags and I was in it chanting, "O, are they merely crying, father? Yes, true weeping is yet to come." What happened there?
Anonymous

Again?!

Son of a Banshee! I hate to say this, but you have to get some Hot Goffic clothes to smother out the demons with the power of The Mall.

When your eyes start rolling and the word “poseur” is hissing all around you; the cleansing has begun.

I followed the source link of the redhead post and I found magic

My fiancé just pointed out to me that if we have a gothic wedding, he could legitimately dress like Bowie from Labyrinth for the event. Help me, Goth Triggers, I lack the strength to resist those tight pants.

Before you go shopping for Cod pieces, try switching to a healthier fictional character- like Ned Flanders!

He’s sexady doodily!

murtland:

gothtriggers:

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

Looks like I’m gonna need a bigger boat…

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ihavealotoffeelings:

gothiccharmschool:

i-lie-awake-in-some-silent-night:

matteatsbones:

Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical…

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Next time I see StuntHusband, I’m going to start whispering “GOTHSHARK GOTHSHAAAAAARK gothshaaaaark” at him.

He’ll probably throw a book at my head or something.

Next time I get in a discussion with anyone about subcultures and labels I am definitely telling them I’m a shark and I need no label.