Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
thecuremania:

I know this is kind of out but idgaf

thecuremania:

I know this is kind of out but idgaf

Goth Problems

shitgothssay:

Me: *is wearing a purple lace top with a black broomstick skirt*

Family Member: "Wearing all black again I see. Why don’t you try wearing some color?"

Submitted By: violentvioletsky

combatbooty:

iflewbikes:

knifeshow:

everything henry rollins says and does is funny




Henry Rollins, the man who is famous for being shaped like the iconic rectangles of his band, Black Flags, logo, reveals the true reason for his box like appearance. He is, in fact, just really fucking edgy. The edgier he gets, the closer to his final form he becomes. This is all a part of his secret plan to become the Black Flag logo. Legend says that the day he utters his edgiest sentence, his body will split into four identical rectangles and he will float for eternity in that iconic shape, telling young wayward teenagers just how to be act and what exactly to like, because theres nothing more punk than telling other people how to be punk

Life goals; yelling at clouds and teenagers.

combatbooty:

iflewbikes:

knifeshow:

everything henry rollins says and does is funny

Henry Rollins, the man who is famous for being shaped like the iconic rectangles of his band, Black Flags, logo, reveals the true reason for his box like appearance. He is, in fact, just really fucking edgy. The edgier he gets, the closer to his final form he becomes. This is all a part of his secret plan to become the Black Flag logo. Legend says that the day he utters his edgiest sentence, his body will split into four identical rectangles and he will float for eternity in that iconic shape, telling young wayward teenagers just how to be act and what exactly to like, because theres nothing more punk than telling other people how to be punk

Life goals; yelling at clouds and teenagers.

Abby may look like a freak, but she’s a church-going patriot.

June Thomas, Slate Magazine, about the perkygoth from NCIS, November 2011. 

I do not understand this sentence. 

Sir, or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But what pronouns do you use?
Anonymous

Oh, who me?!

Why thank you for asking!

I don’t have much of a preference, honestly. They/she though “he” would not offend me. :)

Thanks for asking. :D

He just confused “shock rock” with “goth”.

Ooooooo, what?!

He just confused “shock rock” with “goth”.

Ooooooo, what?!

Overheard a kid say they want to be a super villain who never hurts anybody.

So it begins…


Nosferatu (1922)


You smelling coffee in the a.m.

Nosferatu (1922)

You smelling coffee in the a.m.

If you deny being goth you are literally the most goth person in the universe.
(via danasdinnertable)
"WHAT HE SAY ROB SMITH ?"
"Hold on, creature, let me handle this.”

"WHAT HE SAY ROB SMITH ?"

"Hold on, creature, let me handle this.”

Pretty sure when I die that dudes gonna come dance on my grave.

what modes of coping would you suggest for us rivits in the face of a new Mad Max movie? I may have already pulled out my disco apocalyptic dance floor warrior wardrobe.
Anonymous

Hmm, good question.

I think well-tailored evening wear is the best way to dress until after the movie comes out and fades out of memory.

That could take quite a while, so start saving up for all those dry-cleaning bills!

I’d also avoid any kind of leathermen in any form, like not even Depeche Mode.

gothic-culture:

Goth problem: never knowing which sub-genre you want to dress in for the day.