GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Siouxsie VS Jonny
Gothic Gorgon Siouxsie Sioux faces off against ageless keyboardist Jonny Slut to see who will win Gothic Battle Royale!
My dad had an original copy of this.
I expect 5 page reports, double spaced.
The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands.
They aren’t mad, just disappointed.
Son of a Banshee! I hate to say this, but you have to get some Hot Goffic clothes to smother out the demons with the power of The Mall.
When your eyes start rolling and the word “poseur” is hissing all around you; the cleansing has begun.
Before you go shopping for Cod pieces, try switching to a healthier fictional character- like Ned Flanders!
He’s sexady doodily!
MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS
CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.
OH SHIT OH SHIT
Looks like I’m gonna need a bigger boat…
Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical…
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Next time I see StuntHusband, I’m going to start whispering “GOTHSHARK GOTHSHAAAAAARK gothshaaaaark” at him.
He’ll probably throw a book at my head or something.
Next time I get in a discussion with anyone about subcultures and labels I am definitely telling them I’m a shark and I need no label.