Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
That tiny voice in the back of your head, just when you think your look can’t get any better and towards the door, that says, "You’re going to run into someone on the NEXT LEVEL who’ll think your shit is QUAINT, kid."

That tiny voice in the back of your head, just when you think your look can’t get any better and towards the door, that says,

"You’re going to run into someone on the NEXT LEVEL who’ll think your shit is QUAINT, kid."

hierophilic:

libutron:

starcrossed1:

A REALLY bad HAIRDAY! (by Callie de Wet)

Black Heron, Egretta ardesiaca (Ardeidae)

So uh, I found Nick Cave’s bird…

Black Heron, Sexhorrorsex VampireBird (BITE)

hierophilic:

libutron:

starcrossed1:

A REALLY bad HAIRDAY! (by Callie de Wet)

Black Heron, Egretta ardesiaca (Ardeidae)

So uh, I found Nick Cave’s bird…

Black Heron, Sexhorrorsex VampireBird (BITE)

spookystrange:

strangedayshavefoundme666:

spookystrange:

Three and a quarter laps around the cemetery is pretty good considering how out of shape I am. Had to tap out though, my side started hurting haha

Goth Achievement Level Unlocked: Exorcising the dead, and also exercising with them.

*transforms into a bat and cackles into the sunset*

jephzee:

Bela Lugosi as Jesus Christ

So this is what Depeche Mode was talking about.
strangedayshavefoundme666:

Same.

Is zis ze beat of my heart I am feeling, or the pace of my inexorable march to death? And iz zere a difference?

strangedayshavefoundme666:

Same.

Is zis ze beat of my heart I am feeling, or the pace of my inexorable march to death? And iz zere a difference?

mouseborg:

ghost-chicky:

theflyingshadow:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

/Well A group of them isn’t called a ‘Murder’ for no reason you know. 

Pfft “scary” more like hella awesomeCrows are the shit man, i love them


They can also bring murdered guitarists back to life.

mouseborg:

ghost-chicky:

theflyingshadow:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

/Well A group of them isn’t called a ‘Murder’ for no reason you know. 

Pfft “scary” more like hella awesome

Crows are the shit man, i love them

They can also bring murdered guitarists back to life.

abominablethings:

It’s never not great.

Goth skill; a repertoire of entertaining impressions.

slashfilms:

DECADES OF HORROR - “monsters!; the 1930’s part I”

Dracula | 1931
Frankenstein | 1931
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde | 1931
The Mummy | 1932 
King Kong | 1933
The Invisible Man | 1933
The Bride of Frankenstein | 1935
Werewolf of London | 1935
Son of Frankenstein | 1939
The Hunchback of Notre Dame | 1939

But if you don’t watch rom coms how will you know if Jennifer Aniston gets with the well-to-do jerk or the down -on-his-luck nice guy who’s really trying?

They break up near the end and things seem hopeless; can a grand romantic gesture save the day?!

Your witty comebacks certainly sting

Oh, go hiss yourself, sassypants!

What you doing this weekend?
Me: Probably just spend some quality time with the three Daves.
Coworker:
Me: Vanian, Gahan, and Bowie?
Coworker: Ooooohhh!
Me: Yeah, you get it!
Coworker: No, no. I was just remembering to not talk to you.
Me:
Am I Robert Smith? I did say I just bought my FIRST can of hairspray, didn't I? Perhaps yo think I just stepped out of a time machine. You poor, confused dear. You should read more!
Anonymous

1) Yes, Robert Smith is a timelord; I thought this was common knowledge.

2) He hasn’t used hairspray in the past, you sillypants! He used his own tears; now for sale at fine retailers everywhere.

gif by: Damaris Martin’s (narutogal09) inspired by The Mighty Boosh