Anyway, in case any of you weird folk out there following me get flak from people acting like your weird interests and way of dressing and stuff will mean you’ll never find love or whatever… remember that Nik Fiend and Mrs Fiend have been together for thirty years now.
And Nik still looks like something that crawled out of an estuary somewhere.
NOPE, WAIT, STOP, WAIT
Also ignore Dave Vanian/Patricia Morrison, Lux Interior(RIP)/Poison Ivy, Trent Reznor/Mariqueen Maandig, just- DIDN’T YOU MEAN TO WATCH THAT FUNNEH CAT VIDEO ON THE YOUTUBES?!
Hello! This might be an odd question but could I give you a hug at the book signing? going to the one in Brooklyn! I just figured it might be easier to ask you now instead of a room full of people and I don't want to get in your space...