Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

Ok, here we go. Be cool, P Murphs, take it easy.

"Hello, Madam! Do you like music?"

"AHHHHH!"

"Well, have I got the band for you! If I could just hand you this flyer- hey, careful now. Wait! I’LL SAVE YOU! Oh, darn these butterfingers.

Welp.

So… that is a vat of acid then. Alright, bad start- but now I got all the bad luck out of the way.

HELLO, SIR! Do you like music?”

michelle-potter:

michelletells:

THERE’S A SPOOPY ZAZZLE

Why is thing? Did we make it a thing?!

It like yard sard for Goths… What a world…

aconversationoncool:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.” Frida Kahlo.

Then tumblr came along and you could talk to her as the sun sets on her side of the world and rises on yours.
What? Don’t look at me- look over there and conform while you’re at it!
YOU ARE CRYING!

aconversationoncool:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.” Frida Kahlo.

Then tumblr came along and you could talk to her as the sun sets on her side of the world and rises on yours.

What? Don’t look at me- look over there and conform while you’re at it!

YOU ARE CRYING!

blackfashion:

Elaine Afrika, 20, New Jersey.
IG - @elaineAfrika
http://elaineafrika.tumblr.com/

If instead of using a stop sign, the city just hires you to stop traffic…

blackfashion:

Elaine Afrika, 20, New Jersey.

IG - @elaineAfrika

http://elaineafrika.tumblr.com/

If instead of using a stop sign, the city just hires you to stop traffic…

originally by http://cogito-ergo-dumb.tumblr.com/

cogito-ergo-dumb

sexpositivepunk:

Joy Division: Ian Curtis
New Order: Ian Curtisn’t

DID U-

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She’s making that face because she is sooooo sorrry but she totally lost all the fucks she gives.

She’s making that face because she is sooooo sorrry but she totally lost all the fucks she gives.

mikalopsia:

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…

zetabug:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

*mind blown*


Guys, you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.

zetabug:

barefootmarley:

scientific fact

*mind blown*

Guys, you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.

zombres:

thebadwolfdemon:

So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

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102.1

What is happening?
No-SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT! IS! HAPPENING!

102.1

What is happening?

No-SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT! IS! HAPPENING!

vintagegal:

Nosferatu (1922)


You waiting to be David Bowie.

vintagegal:

Nosferatu (1922)

You waiting to be David Bowie.

earth-oddity:

When I die please get the priest to say “funk to funky” instead of “dust to dust”

Request a Goth kids to take their band promo photos on your grave and you are set.

(They’ll come back to picnic every year- it’s like releasing monarchs in your garden.)

Oh poor heart, I was doomed from the start. Doomed to dress the villain's part. I was the gothest Johnny 
In the apple cart. 
My clothes were blacker 
than the chambers of a dead nun's heart. Who's that yonder laughin' at me? 
Like I was the brunt of some hilarity. 
Who's that yonder laughin' at me?
 Well up jumped the tourist and screamed IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!
Anonymous

Nick Cave, get out of here with your mustache.

I’ve committed no crimes.