Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
They walk amongst us

iammattkilgour:

They’re out there, walking amongst us. Breathing our air. They look like us; talk like us. They may be your friend, your lover. Your family. They smile as you smile and drink coffee and eat bagels, as you may well do. They go to your gym or your school, you may work with them. You may have accidentally married one of them. But do not be fooled. They are not like us. But they are not like you, they are not like me.

They are people who don’t like David Bowie.

Guys, have you HEARD Bon Jovi?!

I work in a Srs Business Anti-Goth environment but lately I've found myself rambling about how many tarantulas I own or more I want to get, bats, lizards, I wear black & thick boots in warm weather, I may have multicolored hair, and I have a black skull on my desk. I'm... I'm still just a kooky eccentric, right? Right?!
Anonymous

Bats and lizards and other things that go bump in the night?! That sounds creepy-kooky and altogether spooky!

I’m glad you work in a healthy non-goth environment, now you need to engage the frantic race to be on top of trends; which don’t stop at clothing, hair and makeup anymore!

Get on the new fad diet, workout, app, fb game, celebrity to hate, celebrity to pity, minority conspiracy to dread, flame war to take a stance on and body part to hate!

Come on in the waters fine!

Goth problems

whitexblackrose:

Having a family friend demand that you never name a child “Raven.”

(Or Lenore, Vlad, Bela, Edgar, and Onyx…)

One day Draven might be screaming at YOU that it’s their life in front of sports posters wearing brightly colored clothes while bubblegum pop plays in the background before they slam the door in YOUR face.

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

Evil Queen Outfit Appreciation

reptilefacts:

heh heh heh …

Found my minions.

A young Trent Reznor takes this way too seriously.

Sounds like the subliminal messages have started working. Phase 1: enter dreams Phase 2: change habits Phase 3: do what we do every night; try to take over the world!

chalch:

RIP Dave Brockie and goodnight, Oderus.

chalch:

RIP Dave Brockie and goodnight, Oderus.

jacobbeahm:

earth-oddity:

If Nick Cave didn’t learn how to properly play a guitar until he was like 50… I can excel.. eventually.

Their is no proper way to play guitar just ask Lydia Lunch.

Another line of inspirational Goth quotes.

hmm, almost midnight

OH NO MY FANCY TUMBLR HAT!!!

mouseborg:

Yay, my submission was posted!
(the original image is from http://fuckyeahthedamned.tumblr.com/ )

Ok, but he did pretend he didn’t  have a reflection - for real.

mouseborg:

Yay, my submission was posted!
(the original image is from http://fuckyeahthedamned.tumblr.com/ )

Ok, but he did pretend he didn’t have a reflection - for real.