Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
I followed your advice. I left the punk rock scene and got a corporate job. I threw away my bat sleeves, cobwebs, and leather, and bought some nice blazers and ties. And then somehow this boat appeared out of a mount of trash bags and I was in it chanting, "O, are they merely crying, father? Yes, true weeping is yet to come." What happened there?
Anonymous

Again?!

Son of a Banshee! I hate to say this, but you have to get some Hot Goffic clothes to smother out the demons with the power of The Mall.

When your eyes start rolling and the word “poseur” is hissing all around you; the cleansing has begun.

I followed the source link of the redhead post and I found magic

My fiancé just pointed out to me that if we have a gothic wedding, he could legitimately dress like Bowie from Labyrinth for the event. Help me, Goth Triggers, I lack the strength to resist those tight pants.

Before you go shopping for Cod pieces, try switching to a healthier fictional character- like Ned Flanders!

He’s sexady doodily!

murtland:

gothtriggers:

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

Looks like I’m gonna need a bigger boat…

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ihavealotoffeelings:

gothiccharmschool:

i-lie-awake-in-some-silent-night:

matteatsbones:

Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical…

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Next time I see StuntHusband, I’m going to start whispering “GOTHSHARK GOTHSHAAAAAARK gothshaaaaark” at him.

He’ll probably throw a book at my head or something.

Next time I get in a discussion with anyone about subcultures and labels I am definitely telling them I’m a shark and I need no label.

i-lie-awake-in-some-silent-night:

matteatsbones:

Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical movement (post punk) Deathrock and other sub genres started way after that but it’s also over, all the new “gothic rock” bands have nothing to do with the original movement. Electro Cyber Industrial Goth or whatever is not goth, like at all. Gothic metal is not goth either…(what in the world is gothic metal anyways?, such a weird ass genre) and no kids, Marilyn Manson (industrial metal) is not goth, and Cradle Of Filth (“black metal” even though it’s not even that ) is not goth. Now why am I saying all of this? I know no one asked my opinion but let’s face it, it’s getting annoying how people can say they’re goth because they like Arch Enemy or how the entire goth subculture is about clothing and dressing in black and more bullshit like that, people should really know at least what goth is if they decide to label themselves as “goth”. By the way I AM NOT GOTH! I’M A SHARK AND MY NAME IS MATT, I NEED NO LABEL! But people please just get over it, GOTH IS DEAD! #goth #gothicrock #gothic #postpunk #deathrock

What the hell did I just read.

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

Yessssss

ecologicallybleak:

Ad hoc parasol!

ecologicallybleak:

Ad hoc parasol!

All my colourful summer clothes have magically turned black! What to do?! This way I have to go back to wearing pitch-black during summer!
Anonymous

Most likely a Goth is hiding in your house somewhere performs their evil magic. Try hanging garlic around your room, then Nu Metal and EBM and yell “HERE, ISN’T THIS THE MUSIC YOU LIKE?”

Neon colored patterns on soft, formless clothing is most resistant to turning black.

Sorry, if I take too long answer asks sometimes. I have a crappy secretary.

burning-soul:

Mark Dumont


Love Will Tear Us Apart is your fav Joy Division song?Do you even Goth, bro?

burning-soul:

Mark Dumont

Love Will Tear Us Apart is your fav Joy Division song?

Do you even Goth, bro?