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If you don’t reward Goth’s with positive attention they will seek negative attention.
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Documented effects of Gothic music.
Andy, take my picture.
Legend has it that when Andy Warhol was shot he took a new form as Eric Hammer.
Hammer tried to keep up appearances as Warhol with wigs and crossdressing, but finally faked his death and emerged from hiding in his new form in the mid-80s.
(Why do you think they call him “Doc”?)
If there’s a Goth lost in your garden just leave a trail of chocolates and cloves to lead them out.
Spray doorways, corridors, nearby abandoned buildings with self-taner. If self-tanner is unavailable, coloring with with pastel chalk.
>At least you weren’t going to get a parasol, then I’d really be worried.<
Actually parasols aren’t intended to be used in rain. The only ones that are water proof &/or can hold up to it are modern knock offs [i.e. umbrellas made to look like parasols]. Don’t be fooled by parasol imposters!
THIS IS NOT GOTH
Everytime Avril Lavigne shows up in the Goth tag, a kitten dies. So congratulations OP, you just killed a kitten. I hope you’re happy.
Cats are very sensitive to Goth’s feelings; the torrent of anguish sleeping through the Gothiverse because of that tag may claim a few baby cats, too weak to withstand the shock.
The Old Dark House (1932)
Ah, before people had smart phones.
And Gothy-types were still pedantic drama-royalty, even back then.
Are you telling me Dali invented liberty spikes?
Then again, with that mustache, it’s not so unbelievable.