Evil Supply Co. brings you Evil Merit Badges! Honoring your worst deeds! Categorized into two tiers (“Minion Efficiency” and “Overlord Efficiency”), all badges are available in sets or individually.
Evil Merit Badges are 1.5” in diameter (the traditional merit badge size), and can be sewn (recommended) or ironed-on to your garment or bag.
If you don’t reward Goth’s with positive attention they will seek negative attention.
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Goth on the steps with a friend. Salisbury, United Kingdom, 1985. (source)
It’s GothsUpTrees for lazy people.
Legend has it that when Andy Warhol was shot he took a new form as Eric Hammer.
Hammer tried to keep up appearances as Warhol with wigs and crossdressing, but finally faked his death and emerged from hiding in his new form in the mid-80s.
(Why do you think they call him “Doc”?)
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
If there’s a Goth lost in your garden just leave a trail of chocolates and cloves to lead them out.
Spray doorways, corridors, nearby abandoned buildings with self-taner. If self-tanner is unavailable, coloring with with pastel chalk.
alice auaa A/W 2013-14 COLLECTION
(via Fashionsnap.com)
Size 6, please…..
Alice Auaa put out her Johnny Slut collection for women?
>At least you weren’t going to get a parasol, then I’d really be worried.<
Actually parasols aren’t intended to be used in rain. The only ones that are water proof &/or can hold up to it are modern knock offs [i.e. umbrellas made to look like parasols]. Don’t be fooled by parasol imposters!
THIS IS NOT GOTH
Everytime Avril Lavigne shows up in the Goth tag, a kitten dies. So congratulations OP, you just killed a kitten. I hope you’re happy.
-Laura
Cats are very sensitive to Goth’s feelings; the torrent of anguish sleeping through the Gothiverse because of that tag may claim a few baby cats, too weak to withstand the shock.
being goth isn’t about the clothes or the music it’s about ravaging the Balkan Peninsula and Anatolia as far as Cyprus, then sacking Athens, Byzantium, and Sparta.
The Old Dark House (1932)
Ah, before people had smart phones.
And Gothy-types were still pedantic drama-royalty, even back then.
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