Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
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ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

Yes literally everybody.
Sarah Palin? Loves his use of Catholic symbolism.
Ken Ham? Finds his ability to construct the illusion of a object in the foreground with the shapes and lighting of objects in the background fascinating.
Nero? Thinks his works lacks a certain intensity and points to Francis Bacon as a more emotionally raw use of surrealism.
Your nieghbour’s dog? Can only tell which fly is real through his keen sense of smell and finds that impressive.
Aliens in the Andromeda Galaxy? Don’t understand the concept of art as we know it. 
Yes, literally everyone knows who Dali is. Furthermore, a slight exaggeration is best answered with complete hyperbole.  
What’s my point? If you’re going to be Goth you’re going to run into a lot of college freshman with no time for any of your shit, yet all the time in the world to try to make you feel stupid for being excited about something for 2 seconds.

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ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

Yes literally everybody.

  • Sarah Palin? Loves his use of Catholic symbolism.
  • Ken Ham? Finds his ability to construct the illusion of a object in the foreground with the shapes and lighting of objects in the background fascinating.
  • Nero? Thinks his works lacks a certain intensity and points to Francis Bacon as a more emotionally raw use of surrealism.
  • Your nieghbour’s dog? Can only tell which fly is real through his keen sense of smell and finds that impressive.
  • Aliens in the Andromeda Galaxy? Don’t understand the concept of art as we know it. 

Yes, literally everyone knows who Dali is. Furthermore, a slight exaggeration is best answered with complete hyperbole.  

What’s my point? If you’re going to be Goth you’re going to run into a lot of college freshman with no time for any of your shit, yet all the time in the world to try to make you feel stupid for being excited about something for 2 seconds.

“Peter, the water for that tea was microwaved.”

“Peter, the water for that tea was microwaved.”

Cursing the utter lack of time machines at your disposal.

Cursing the utter lack of time machines at your disposal.

When you work so hard to look evil, but people just think you’re cute. 

When you work so hard to look evil, but people just think you’re cute. 




Happy Birthday, Conrad Veidt - January 22nd, 1893 - April 3rd, 1943
“My first stage role with a speaking part, believe it or not, was as a priest. It wasn’t until I began acting in films that the producers and directors saw me primarily as a bizarre villain”.



One of Lugosi’s first major roles was as Christ in a passion play.

Happy Birthday, Conrad Veidt - January 22nd, 1893 - April 3rd, 1943

“My first stage role with a speaking part, believe it or not, was as a priest. It wasn’t until I began acting in films that the producers and directors saw me primarily as a bizarre villain”.

One of Lugosi’s first major roles was as Christ in a passion play.

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"Nothing to lose and nothing to prove, so I’m dancing with myself"

"Nothing to lose and nothing to prove, so I’m dancing with myself"

Ridiculous gothy problems

gothiccharmschool:

Your headphones cord becoming very badly tangled around your long necklace. It’s particularly bad if I’m wearing an ankh or the silver raven claw pendant.  ::unwind, unwind, unwind::