Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
That tiny voice in the back of your head, just when you think your look can’t get any better and towards the door, that says, "You’re going to run into someone on the NEXT LEVEL who’ll think your shit is QUAINT, kid."

That tiny voice in the back of your head, just when you think your look can’t get any better and towards the door, that says,

"You’re going to run into someone on the NEXT LEVEL who’ll think your shit is QUAINT, kid."

Sounds like the subliminal messages have started working. Phase 1: enter dreams Phase 2: change habits Phase 3: do what we do every night; try to take over the world!

saminal:

i’m gettin real fuckin tired of not being a cat

#gothproblems

hierophilic:

darlingdeathbird:

withmyboot-son:

nosferatuplz:

cloudsinvenice: Now I’m imagining him pottering about with a little watering can, watering his petunias! 

(Dare you to cosplay it! :D Kind of a sequel to the Orlok-in-an-apron video, in the subgenre of “Orlok Domesticity”…. ;))

I don’t know if this counts towards that, but the video I was making a long time ago was somewhere along the lines of Domestic Orlok, and I took the stupidest footage of him doing things he wouldn’t do, like walking out on my deck in broad daylight (to water flowers!) This is what happened.

(I wasn’t very happy with this footage, though. I wasn’t wearing my coat and I have a lady-curve problem without it. #fem-orlok-problemz)

I laughed solidly for like five minutes. Still chuckling. So many tears.

Your comments and tags are always making me blush. x) Thank you.

first laugh of the day! thanks!

Why am I just now finding out about this?

My minions are failing me.

deathrockets:

Fresh batch. :D

Have you ever stopped in the middle of dancing to Transmission like Ian Curtis and suddenly remembered why he danced like that, and then been paralyzed by a bunch of complicated thoughts;

is this ableist/celebratory
was he cruel/sick
why focus on the frontman more than the music?
can the artist and art be separated?
can we ever truly judge a mentally ill person?
any stranger?
anyone?
ourselves?

wtf I WAS JUST DANCING IN MY OWN BEDROOM

[EDIT]

Whoops, I forgot there is a whole lot of information you have to know about Ian Curtis for that post to make any sense.
  1. He had a severe seizure disorder and often had seizures while performing, therefore while dancing like him out of love for the band I suddenly realize I’m unintentionally mocking an illness and
  2. Emulating someone was a controlling, abusive husband, and had violent outbursts but
  3. because he, according to his widow and bandmates, had a big personality change around the onset of his grand mal seizures especially before the onset of a seizure and he obviously had deep and terrible depression it’s impossible to know how responsible he was for those actions… and who is responsible, am I ever fit to judge another person, even myself,
  4. WHY CAN’T I JUST STOP DANCING AND ENJOY SOME FUCKING MUSIC 

well, I did stop dancing, obviously and won’t do that again having this revelation.



khymeira:

Heated up my flatiron for the first time in 3.5 months; in the most awkward stage at the moment. 

Someone somewhere just dropped their pizza in shock.

"We’re allowed to flatiron our hair?! And it can look THAT cool? I thought the Robert Smith Goth mop was mandatory! ALL THAT WASTED WHITE RAIN!"

lowereastnowhere:

Goth problems: show up to hang out with people from tumblr at the coffee shop, you’re both wearing the same skull bracelets…

universalmonsterstribute:

Phantom Of The Opera (1925)

^ when someone assumes you love Korn

universalmonsterstribute:

Phantom Of The Opera (1925)

^ when someone assumes you love Korn

glitterymorgue:

also u lose goff points if u don’t tease ur hair with a skeleton hand and i’m judging u

glitterymorgue:

also u lose goff points if u don’t tease ur hair with a skeleton hand and i’m judging u

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

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