Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

Goth people problems; vampire physiology.

Black Clothing
TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

sexbathorrorvampiresex:

I got really excited for a minute because I thought someone’s URL was a reference to Bela Lugosi’s Dead then I saw their icon was Bela from Supernatural.

Help me gothtriggers

Just when you got over thinking the kids were raving about “Bela” and “Ed Wood”.

We should retire the name Bela… you know… like they do in the team sports.

I hate to see you guys breaking your hearts, but I don’t think Hungary would go for it.

:(

Goth Problems

shitgothssay:

Me: *is wearing a purple lace top with a black broomstick skirt*

Family Member: "Wearing all black again I see. Why don’t you try wearing some color?"

Submitted By: violentvioletsky

gothic-culture:

Goth problem: never knowing which sub-genre you want to dress in for the day.

johnpolidori:

Accidentally writing “pervy shelley” instead of percy shelley

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When your blacks seem to match in your house, but once you hit natural light they turn out all different shades.

annabellioncourt:

I’d love to wear things like this, but I’d go over 6’ if I did, and I’ve been informed that its not becoming to tower over or be as tall as the men around. 

Are you having an unexplained hotflash, or just a reaction to boots? These are the questions.

When your presentation lacks a certain practicality.

Yūsha Yoshihiko to Maō no Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King’s Castle”)
Ha! Find your black shirt in that!

Ha! Find your black shirt in that!

gothsandpunks:

Quoth the raven “Name even two Bauhaus B-sides you poseur”And yes that is how you spell it…More animation like this here - Bensartbin.tumblr.com

gothsandpunks:

Quoth the raven “Name even two Bauhaus B-sides you poseur”

And yes that is how you spell it…

More animation like this here - Bensartbin.tumblr.com

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands. 

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands.

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.