Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

gothic-culture:

Goth problem: never knowing which sub-genre you want to dress in for the day.

johnpolidori:

Accidentally writing “pervy shelley” instead of percy shelley

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When your blacks seem to match in your house, but once you hit natural light they turn out all different shades.

annabellioncourt:

I’d love to wear things like this, but I’d go over 6’ if I did, and I’ve been informed that its not becoming to tower over or be as tall as the men around. 

Are you having an unexplained hotflash, or just a reaction to boots? These are the questions.

When your presentation lacks a certain practicality.

Yūsha Yoshihiko to Maō no Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King’s Castle”)
Ha! Find your black shirt in that!

Ha! Find your black shirt in that!

gothsandpunks:

Quoth the raven “Name even two Bauhaus B-sides you poseur”And yes that is how you spell it…More animation like this here - Bensartbin.tumblr.com

gothsandpunks:

Quoth the raven “Name even two Bauhaus B-sides you poseur”

And yes that is how you spell it…

More animation like this here - Bensartbin.tumblr.com

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands. 

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

The Cure knows you haven’t been listening to them. They know you’ve been cheating with other bands.

They aren’t mad, just disappointed.

I followed the source link of the redhead post and I found magic

ihavealotoffeelings:

gothiccharmschool:

i-lie-awake-in-some-silent-night:

matteatsbones:

Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical…

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Next time I see StuntHusband, I’m going to start whispering “GOTHSHARK GOTHSHAAAAAARK gothshaaaaark” at him.

He’ll probably throw a book at my head or something.

Next time I get in a discussion with anyone about subcultures and labels I am definitely telling them I’m a shark and I need no label.

i-lie-awake-in-some-silent-night:

matteatsbones:

Goth is deader than death, it died in the 80’s or maybe (just maybe) beginning of the 90’s and you can make up all the arguments you want but that won’t change the fact that goth ended a while ago and by goth I mean the actual musical movement (post punk) Deathrock and other sub genres started way after that but it’s also over, all the new “gothic rock” bands have nothing to do with the original movement. Electro Cyber Industrial Goth or whatever is not goth, like at all. Gothic metal is not goth either…(what in the world is gothic metal anyways?, such a weird ass genre) and no kids, Marilyn Manson (industrial metal) is not goth, and Cradle Of Filth (“black metal” even though it’s not even that ) is not goth. Now why am I saying all of this? I know no one asked my opinion but let’s face it, it’s getting annoying how people can say they’re goth because they like Arch Enemy or how the entire goth subculture is about clothing and dressing in black and more bullshit like that, people should really know at least what goth is if they decide to label themselves as “goth”. By the way I AM NOT GOTH! I’M A SHARK AND MY NAME IS MATT, I NEED NO LABEL! But people please just get over it, GOTH IS DEAD! #goth #gothicrock #gothic #postpunk #deathrock

What the hell did I just read.

Doing duck face all the way wrong.

Doing duck face all the way wrong.

toxines:

I need winter I am too goth for this