Warning: Possible Goth Triggers
As if you needed another reason to want a hearse…

As if you needed another reason to want a hearse…

phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

mouseborg:

lostquebec:

holographing:

2013:

wear more black

give less fucks

get shit done

Proud to say I accomplished all of my goals for this year.

Then I suppose you don’t care that it’s “fewer fucks”, not “less fucks”.

ratak-monodosico:

Peter Murphy, frontman of the legendary post punk/goth band Bauhaus, modelling for Maxell`s iconic early `80s audio cassette UK ad campaign. The music that blows him away in the ad was not of Bauhaus but Modest Mussorgsky`s classical masterpiece "Night on Bald Mountain" (though the use of Bauhaus design elements, like the Le Corbusier LC-2 armchair and the specific flat, can definitely be perceived as hints for the “insiders”…).

Watch the ad, here.

In reality he’s being summoned by some teenagers at a sleepover.

funeral—girl:

The great thing about being a goth is that you have plenty of clothes hanging around for costumes when you get to go to one of those cheesy murder mystery dinners.

alvadee:

pokemonical:

my future house

This is, or better, was in Möhringen, Germany!…I didn’t know we also had an Addam’s family.


"My house number? Oh, you’ll know which ones mine."

alvadee:

pokemonical:

my future house

This is, or better, was in Möhringen, Germany!
…I didn’t know we also had an Addam’s family.

"My house number? Oh, you’ll know which ones mine."

staff:

Congrats to the Fred Levy and his Black Dogs Project blog. It’s an effort to correct the fact that black dogs are sadly, routinely passed over for adoption. It’s nothing but photos of black dogs against black backgrounds, it’s beautiful, and it’s about to become a book. It’ll be out in fall of 2015, and its pages will be heavy with ink.

If you yourself have a black dog, by the way, Fred still needs models… 

I know a community that could help …

Being Goth without your own clothing.

The ability to bring a polite conversation to a screeching halt.

The ability to bring a polite conversation to a screeching halt.

During a power outage

elder-goth:

Whose candles are stupid now?!

skeletalroses:

I walk into the grocery store and immediately The Cure starts playing.

Ah, yes, they have sensed my presence.

tastefullyoffensive:

Ben Affleck is Sad Batman [theverge/via]

Previously: Other Celebrities as Batman

Goth skill: expressing a varied range of emotions.

/singing along to Switchblade Symphony/