Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

mszombi:

thehumanzee:

jessethorn:

WISDOM

i feel like this is a key & peele sketch.

Prob. one of my favorite things is when people refer to all vampires as “draculas”.

Watch out for umpires.

Abby may look like a freak, but she’s a church-going patriot.

June Thomas, Slate Magazine, about the perkygoth from NCIS, November 2011. 

I do not understand this sentence. 

Overheard a kid say they want to be a super villain who never hurts anybody.

So it begins…

I saw your post on fashion, and in spite of your advice to avoid certain inspiration pages, I have to say that you just gave candy to a diabetic. Good, healthy examples for inspiration will be Sarah Palin, or any female modern country singer. Tiny shorts and hot weather. You couldnt get any classier. Only if you get a pearl necklace, then yes, classier and classier.
Anonymous

Good point!

You’re certainly right to specify “modern” country singers. Old country artists used to wear a lot of black and sing about really depressing shit.

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But now they sing about how COUNTRY they are and scream in designer clothing from their hydrolic hemi quad cab at you to stop judging their  old fashioned values with your pricey latte, your school-learning, and your fancy bicycle.

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Will you PLEASE leave these simple country folk alone?! 

annabellioncourt:

I’d love to wear things like this, but I’d go over 6’ if I did, and I’ve been informed that its not becoming to tower over or be as tall as the men around. 

Are you having an unexplained hotflash, or just a reaction to boots? These are the questions.

I woke up at five am and just realized I spent the whole day in my room listening to bauhaus albums on repeat while scanning etsy for pendants help
Anonymous

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oh no I think i’m turning goth

afabulousgenderqueer

You have a vampire rock star’s picture on your clothing.

Once you’ve got their picture, you’ve got their picture. Then you want a million of ‘em all ‘round yourself.

Turning horror punk, I think you’re turning horror punk. I really think so.

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always-halloween:

Cretur Fetur

Guys, ach, guys, seriously? Can you not? Can you just fucking not?

murtland:

gothtriggers:

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

Looks like I’m gonna need a bigger boat…

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Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

I don’t know if this is dangerous or not

BEAUTY DARE: Siouxsie Sioux Eyeliner - a rather strange tutorial.

catbountry:

lesbian-succubus:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

the black one probably

>Sabrina the Teenage Witch
>Sabrina the Teenage Witch first aired in 1996
>Clearly early 1960’s clothing in photo
This was the black cat audition for Tales of Terror, you nincompoops.


Basically reblogging bc “nincompoops”

catbountry:

lesbian-succubus:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

the black one probably

>Sabrina the Teenage Witch

>Sabrina the Teenage Witch first aired in 1996

>Clearly early 1960’s clothing in photo

This was the black cat audition for Tales of Terror, you nincompoops.

Basically reblogging bc “nincompoops”