I Want My Hat BackThe David Bowie version
LOU YOU WANKER
[Lou I’ma-slap-a-bitch Reed threatens an emaciated Bowie. Mick Jagger looks away, uncomfortably.]
‘Lou had been discussing details regarding his upcoming new album- as yet un-recorded. Lou asked David if he would be interested in producing the record and David replied yes - but only upon the condition that Lou would stop drinking and clean up his act. And upon that reply, the aforementioned chaos ensued.
‘It should be noted that this verbal bantering also continued into the night back at the hotel -With Bowie in the hallway demanding that Reed “come out and fight like a man” Eventually it all quieted down as Lou never reappeared to continue the fight, and was most likely already fast asleep.’
Lou Reed, looking goth before goth was invented.
Yes! Suck it, Alice Cooper!!
What? He knows what he did.