ROUND 2: Siouxsie VS Nick

What an intense match between a transient homeless man who sells black market pornography out of the trunk of his Camino, and legendary Goth Goddess- wait, that was Nick Cave?*- let me begin again.

What a surprising match we just saw between Post Punk scary man Nick Cave, and legendary Goth Goddess Siouxsie Sioux, dramatic before it even began!

The crowd went wild when Sioux came out beautifully adorned in various poisonous insects. As if he had somehow anticipated this outrageous move, once the two were in the ring, Cave immediately released the bats which annihilated Sioux’s bug defense.

Sioux clutched a single, broken, butterfly repeating, “What have you done to her?!” while Cave, carried away waving to all those beautiful people in the audience turned his back on his opponent and began yelling, “I am the king! I am the king!”

Meanwhile, the furious Sioux climbed to the rafters to jump from 17 floors and crashed into Nick Cave! Writhing, intertwined, Cave eventually broke free of her and hit Sioux on the head with a rock in his fist. He then pulled out a rose with his swollen hand, but as he knelt down to complete his pièce de résistance, SHE GETS UP FROM ALL FOURS!

Blood pouring down his gaping mouth she punched him, well, down where this ugly man seeks his sustenance. Cave somehow stumbled out of the ring as Sioux tried to regain her strength. Once out of the spotlight, he tried to pass for member of a birthday party watching the fight from high in the stands.

With time running out, Sioux found him hiding, she found him lying. She then grabbed him by the legs and threw him down the stairs!

Just when we assumed the tenacious Sioux had won this round, screams came from the announcer’s booth, “He’s crawling up my stairs, he’s coming to my room!” With a swollen eye and broken arm he pulled out the Colt 45 with great difficulty out his coat pocket, spilling his deck of cards. 

As he struggled to get in position and take aim, Sioux, perhaps out of desperation, decided to say a spell. Tearing a microphone out of the hands of resigned onlooker, and upcoming fighter, Robert Smith she worked her Juju and left Cave spellbound. 

Proclaiming, “Dust to rust, ashes to gashes” the victorious Sioux dropped the mic and left the arena to thunderous applause. Cave was wheeled out by attending medics repeating “rats in paradise” while foaming at the mouth. We still have not confirmed with Cave’s management whether this behaviour was indicative of a brain injury or just the way he chose to exit.

Stay tuned for ROUND 3: Robert VS Johnny

Previously: ROUND 1: Peter VS Rozz

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thisisnotgoth:

Someone said something about naughty nuns?

(I love this blog!)

Edit - Oh my God

Yes, good, thank you very much for this!

DAMN IT, EDIE!

My arch-nemesis strikes again!

rossmcbitchface:

they-call-me-nick:

rossmcbitchface:

Oh my god Dave you’re going to make Nick jealous

Perfect gif is perfect

gorgonetta:

yourmidnightman:

From: “Where the Wild Roses Grow”

That’s Nick’s “Did I leave the gas on?” face

gorgonetta:

in-the-flat-field:

suicidewatch:

Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue

Attempts to socialize “Nick” by introducing baby dolls and other “nurture” toys to his enclosure were curtailed when he was found drinking strong brown liquor out of the hollow plastic head of one of the dollies.

…and we all know what happened to Ms. Minogue.

rossmcbitchface:

gorgonetta:

[Animated macro: Nick Cave is excited about a naughty nun, but only until he realizes it is Boy George]

lolgoths:

This is not what Nick was expecting…

Edie you’re a goddamn genius

Why thank you

The Birthday Party - Hamlet (Pow, Pow, Pow) [x]

Demon possession or new single? Hard to tell, isn’t it? 

pixieboy01:

rossmcbitchface:

This is technically for lolgoths but it’s way more nsfw than what I’d like to post over there.

His face just kills me. This is what the internet was made for.

halcyonblitzkrieg:

Nick Cave
Nick Cave
Peter Murphy
Peter Murphy
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave Vanian
Dave…

Goth People Problem: Repetitive dashboards.

just-girly-thingz:

[Nick Cave and Rowland S. Howard in bed together, text “beauty sleep.”]

Courtesy of Rossmcbitchface!