don’t forget your favourite Christmas song
I used to do the same thing with “Marian” at coffee shops; never worked-thank goodness.
Try using the name “Mickey” instead, and maybe you’ll get someone cheering that you’re so fine one day.
If you ever drive around your town blasting grimly fiendish or snake dance secretly hoping some Goths will jump in your car, as if it’s a mating call …
If a Goth asks if you want to “make beautiful music together” they aren’t being sleazy they’re attempting to mate for life.
"Yes, yes… find the Vampire! Kill it! I’m carrying a torch, you see, so I am an angry villager as well… and not the Vampire.”
Making fool-proof plans for escaping the murderous grasp of the local townsfolk.
no serious Dave looks like a pissed off cat in the video for “anything” while on the spinny table thing. he literally looks like a confused, pissed off cat.
Now with a gif example:
Goths are like confused, pissed off cats. Well done.
[Various photos of The Damned, feasting, waving knives, or showering]
This video has ruined lives.
no you don’t understand eloise is my love song to dave replace the word eloise with dave and there’s my life