“Hands up anyone who can name even one thing that badgers have done to enhance our lives ? You can’t, can you? All badgers ever do is have adventures with moles, and they give cattle TB. And what’s the stripe in their hair all about? Who do they think they are, Dave Vanian? Maybe they do, in which case it could be due to a form of damned newrose-is. Damned if I know.”
The Damned covering Cars by Gary Numan - i guarantee you will not regret listening to this
Cap:All that happened was, right, in this fucking club, I told Gary Numan “Vanian’s coming over now to have a go at you ‘cos he thinks you’ve stolen his image”, and I said to Dave “Gary’s a really nice bloke, why don’t you go and shake hands with him!” So Dave goes walking over to Gary Numan, and Gary Numan hides under a table!.
Confession: Sometimes I go into those fast food restaurants where they call your name when your order's ready and pretend my name is Eloise in hopes that someone behind the counter will call out my name in a smooth, creamy baritone. Is this ok?
I used to do the same thing with “Marian” at coffee shops; never worked-thank goodness.
Try using the name “Mickey” instead, and maybe you’ll get someone cheering that you’re so fine one day.
Now, I get the audience chanting “Mrs Fiend, Mrs Fiend” at me… it’s funny, because it was a joke name that Specimen (from The Batcave) made up about me in a little song: “Mrs Fiend, Mrs Fiend, brew up a cup, Mrs Fiend, Mrs Fiend, hurry up”. In other words, girls are only there to make the tea. I was pissed off at first, but Nik said: “Well, you wanted a name and we are married, and I’m Nik Fiend, so you may as well be Mrs Fiend.” So, that was that. Funny, ain’t it? Before I end this I have to give Poison Ivy from The Cramps the thumbs up - another woman who has just got on with it. Without her I wouldn’t have done this.