Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

royalmayall:

uwuwuwu

Do not trust vampires pointing out things.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

thegodsofdesolation:

Patricia Morrison , ex bassist of The Sisters Of Merxy


That’s how I look when someone catches me eating in the break room; but a little more like a possum they found in their garbage bin.

thegodsofdesolation:

Patricia Morrison , ex bassist of The Sisters Of Merxy

That’s how I look when someone catches me eating in the break room; but a little more like a possum they found in their garbage bin.

ofevanian:

David <3

I’m sorry, you didn’t need to concentrate on anything for the next few hours did you?

mouseborg:

Interviewer: Is it true that you used to sleep in a coffin?

Dave: Very uncomfortable. No, ah…… not really.

Interviewer: What do you mean “not really”?

Dave: Well, they’re a bit small, cramped.

Interviewer: But you have, haven’t you?

Dave: Nooo, where did you ever hear that from?

if you sleep in coffins- even you don’t “really”….

mouseborg:

“Hands up anyone who can name even one thing that badgers have done to enhance our lives ? You can’t, can you? All badgers ever do is have adventures with moles, and they give cattle TB. And what’s the stripe in their hair all about? Who do they think they are, Dave Vanian? Maybe they do, in which case it could be due to a form of damned newrose-is. Damned if I know.”

-Iggy Pop, via Marvelous and Most Instructive Informative Document.

This is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous document I’ve ever read.

"GOD! Why can’t I be vampire?!"

::from above::”OK THEN.”

mouseborg:

Yay, my submission was posted!
(the original image is from http://fuckyeahthedamned.tumblr.com/ )

Ok, but he did pretend he didn&#8217;t  have a reflection - for real.

mouseborg:

Yay, my submission was posted!
(the original image is from http://fuckyeahthedamned.tumblr.com/ )

Ok, but he did pretend he didn’t have a reflection - for real.

The Damned - Cars
5,997 plays

murphyna-sensible:

anti-pope:

The Damned covering Cars by Gary Numan - i guarantee you will not regret listening to this


Cap:  All that happened was, right, in this fucking club, I told Gary Numan “Vanian’s coming over now to have a go at you ‘cos he thinks you’ve stolen his image”, and I said to Dave “Gary’s a really nice bloke, why don’t you go and shake hands with him!” So Dave goes walking over to Gary Numan, and Gary Numan hides under a table!.

Yeah! 

jbinjapan:

Flexipop #6 (May, 1981)

whistle while you work

don&#8217;t forget your favourite Christmas song

don’t forget your favourite Christmas song

Confession: Sometimes I go into those fast food restaurants where they call your name when your order's ready and pretend my name is Eloise in hopes that someone behind the counter will call out my name in a smooth, creamy baritone. Is this ok?
Anonymous

No.

I used to do the same thing with “Marian” at coffee shops; never worked-thank goodness.

Try using the name “Mickey” instead, and maybe you’ll get someone cheering that you’re so fine one day.