Irrefutable proof of Dave Vanian’s vampirism: no reflection!!!
I love this haha!
I KNEW IT! Now he and his lovely vampire wife need to turn me into a vampire.
dave vanian reviewing francis ford coppola’s dracula film
Oh, great. Here comes the, “Why can’t vampires play vampires ?” anti-Hollywood diatribe.
Do not trust vampires pointing out things.
I don’t always wear white but when I do I’m Dave Vanian for a day.
He’s starting a coven as foretold in days of yore!!!!
100% impressed that Dave Vanian only seems to like women that look just as vampirific as him.
I’m 100% concerned that you just created that Frankenstein of a word.
What havoc will lie in the wake of your mad folly?
I’m sorry, you didn’t need to concentrate on anything for the next few hours did you?
Interviewer: Is it true that you used to sleep in a coffin?
Dave: Very uncomfortable. No, ah…… not really.
Interviewer: What do you mean “not really”?
Dave: Well, they’re a bit small, cramped.
Interviewer: But you have, haven’t you?
Dave: Nooo, where did you ever hear that from?
if you sleep in coffins- even you don’t “really”….
“Hands up anyone who can name even one thing that badgers have done to enhance our lives ? You can’t, can you? All badgers ever do is have adventures with moles, and they give cattle TB. And what’s the stripe in their hair all about? Who do they think they are, Dave Vanian? Maybe they do, in which case it could be due to a form of damned newrose-is. Damned if I know.”
-Iggy Pop, via Marvelous and Most Instructive Informative Document.
This is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous document I’ve ever read.