Warning: Possible Goth Triggers

mouseborg:

“Hands up anyone who can name even one thing that badgers have done to enhance our lives ? You can’t, can you? All badgers ever do is have adventures with moles, and they give cattle TB. And what’s the stripe in their hair all about? Who do they think they are, Dave Vanian? Maybe they do, in which case it could be due to a form of damned newrose-is. Damned if I know.”

-Iggy Pop, via Marvelous and Most Instructive Informative Document.

This is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous document I’ve ever read.

"GOD! Why can’t I be vampire?!"

::from above::”OK THEN.”

mouseborg:

Yay, my submission was posted!
(the original image is from http://fuckyeahthedamned.tumblr.com/ )

Ok, but he did pretend he didn’t  have a reflection - for real.

mouseborg:

Yay, my submission was posted!
(the original image is from http://fuckyeahthedamned.tumblr.com/ )

Ok, but he did pretend he didn’t have a reflection - for real.

The Damned - Cars
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murphyna-sensible:

anti-pope:

The Damned covering Cars by Gary Numan - i guarantee you will not regret listening to this


Cap:  All that happened was, right, in this fucking club, I told Gary Numan “Vanian’s coming over now to have a go at you ‘cos he thinks you’ve stolen his image”, and I said to Dave “Gary’s a really nice bloke, why don’t you go and shake hands with him!” So Dave goes walking over to Gary Numan, and Gary Numan hides under a table!.

Yeah! 

jbinjapan:

Flexipop #6 (May, 1981)

whistle while you work

Where do baby goths come from
Anonymous

ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet:

gothiccharmschool:

evilsupplyco:

evilsupplyco:

gothiccharmschool:

The ElderGoth Cabal (which does not exist) says that this question is one of the eternal mysteries. Any theories involving cemeteries by moonlight, dried roses, black lace, and dusty old books are unsubstantiated and unproven rumors, and should be ignored. 

WE GROW THEM IN LABS

…have just been informed (by people that don’t exist) we weren’t supposed to say that…

THERE IS NO ELDERGOTH CABAL, AND WE DON’T TALK ABOUT WHERE BABY GOTHS COME FROM. This is clearly spelled out in the handbook …

… what? THERE IS NOTHING FOR ANY OF YOU TO BE INFORMED OF, JUST GO BACK TO YOUR TUMBLR SCROLLING.

image

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Dave Vanian is telling you to move along- there’s nothing to see here.

Especially that face.

LOOK AWAY! LOOK A-WAAY!!

Aw, your eyes glazed over. I’ll just put this bib on you to catch the drool and come back later.

jacobbeahm:

brokenponycutiemark:

gothiccharmschool:

theblacklacedandy:

welcome-foolishmortals:

How I get ready in the morning

Insta-goth

WHO SECRETLY FILMED PART OF THE ELDERGOTH CABAL INITIATION? Now how are we going to surprise inductees?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Footage from Dave Vanian’s childhood.

jacobbeahm:

brokenponycutiemark:

gothiccharmschool:

theblacklacedandy:

welcome-foolishmortals:

How I get ready in the morning

Insta-goth

WHO SECRETLY FILMED PART OF THE ELDERGOTH CABAL INITIATION? Now how are we going to surprise inductees?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Footage from Dave Vanian’s childhood.

don’t forget your favourite Christmas song

don’t forget your favourite Christmas song

Okay, in that anon you just published I wasn't being completely honest. I also want a white streak in my hair. I want it to look just like Dave's. I haven't told anyone because it probably means I have no chance of recovery, and that would be upsetting to hear.
Anonymous

How many people could I save if it wasn’t for Dave Vanian?

HE’S ALWAYS PLOTTING AGAINST ME!

Confession: Sometimes I go into those fast food restaurants where they call your name when your order's ready and pretend my name is Eloise in hopes that someone behind the counter will call out my name in a smooth, creamy baritone. Is this ok?
Anonymous

No.

I used to do the same thing with “Marian” at coffee shops; never worked-thank goodness.

Try using the name “Mickey” instead, and maybe you’ll get someone cheering that you’re so fine one day.